I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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