ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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