where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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