tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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