Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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