so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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