im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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