just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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