He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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