And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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