Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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