Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
