This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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