You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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