I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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