so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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