So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
