I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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