we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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