God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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