Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
