Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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