Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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