Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I need you to use more vowels.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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