with your own penis?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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