Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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