If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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