so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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