My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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