just tell him i said nine months
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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