we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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