i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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