Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh god it's open bar.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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