No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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