Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Do vagina's smell?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize