I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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