Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you still have your period?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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