how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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