porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
