Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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