Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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