It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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