He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
