she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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