everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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