Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
smell my finger.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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