I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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