idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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