i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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