I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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