Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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