Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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