We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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