My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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