just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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